So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
(Source: charmslapped, via almosthumanbut)
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
(via almosthumanbut)
(via lulz-time)
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
(via miseryinwonderland)
peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:
WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.
(via miseryinwonderland)
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
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marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
(Source: afroarabia, via miseryinwonderland)
